shitmydadsays

So, I feel like I should make an account of all the hilarious things my dad says, but oh wait.. that's already been done.

But here's a few funny ones anyways.

"Denmark vs. Netherlands at 6am tomorrow.. you in? Dutch and Danes.. Two nationalities you wanna meet when you go to Europe. Tall blonde stoners. yesss"

"Kobe looks like hes spent some time in a concentration camp, he's so skinny." "Or in an underage girls room. wait, was she underage? No he raped her. Gotta get my crimes right"

"Kendrick spent way too much time playing the drug game in his neighborhood and not practicing free throws"